Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar, when he first one said he was going to piss him off.
He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him on the shoulder “Hey Jock I hear your St Andrew was a poof!”
“Oh aye, really, ah didna ken that.”
Puzzled the Englishman walked back to his buddies; “I told him St Andrew was a poof and he didn’t care!”
“You just don’t know how to set him off - watch and learn…”. The second Englishman walked over and tapped the Scotsman on the shoulder
“Hey Jock, I hear your St Andrew was a transvestite poof.”
“Oh, jings, ah didna ken that, cheers.”
Shocked beyond belief the Englishman went back to his buddies. “You’re right, he’s unshakeable!”
The third Englishman said, “No, no, no, I’ll really piss him off, you just watch.”
The Englishman walked over to the Scotsman tapped him on the shoulder and said, “Hey Jock, I hear your St Andrew was an Englishman.”