Three Blond Men

Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don’t know how to
get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross
the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a
dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns
him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.


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dont u get it?! thats why women were invented!! they were the smartest!


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Well i just cant miss a chance to laugh at myself..soo..

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What did God say after creating man?

hayyyy!! I can do better.


My Strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

that suppose to be funny

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May yesterday be the worst day of your life.

stupidest joke i eva heard. i am laughing cause its soo stupid..

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[quote]
Originally posted by 2629:
**Three blond MEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to
get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross
the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a
dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so God turns
him into a woman and he walks across the bridge.

**
[/quote]

I think MEN is replaced by WOMEN


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Life is like a piano, What u get out of it depends on how u play it.
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agreed

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If u cant beat’em in size, Kill 'em !!!

yeah right!

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they might have bigger brains but it doesnt necessarily mean they use them, besides women have more genetic info

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ALOT more

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WOMEN RULE*****


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Well Friends I replaced men with women n vice versa so it become like this

*Three blond WOMEN are stranded on one side of a wide river, and don't know how to
get across.
The first woman prays to God to make her smart enough to figure out how to cross
the river, so God turns her into a brown-haired woman and she swims across.
The second woman prays to God to make her even smarter, so God turns her into a
dark-haired woman and she builds a boat and rows across.
Then the third woman prays to God to make her the smartest of all, so God turns
her into a man and he walks across the bridge.
 
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I forwarded it to some ladies. I got a reply that is really cool so shud share it too. It is

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A man asked God,
"Why did you make women so kind hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem
ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son." **


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Life is like a piano, What u get out of it depends on how u play it.
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[quote]
Originally posted by Moonstar201:
A man asked God,
"Why did you make women so kind hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
"So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, my son."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem
ungrateful or anything, but why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, my son." **

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there are exceptions


Sugar, spice 'n all things nice

**ONLY A REAL MAN HAS THE HEART TO LAUGH AT HIMSELF…the rest are…well they aren’t more like!

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Is it progress when a cannibal uses a knife and fork?