Is BlackBerry co-founder really mulling over buying back the company he founded, now called BlackBerry instead of RIM, a company which has recently lost most of its design team and talent and… well, dignity? Is the new iMac the most amazingly awesome thing Apple has ever done in the history of Apple? What’s the deal with that new FitBit Force smartwatch, fitness tracker thing? Do we care? And, in news that doesn’t belong on TechCrunch, what’s our excitement level on a scale of one to ten now that new Pokemon is coming out?