***A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him going back to work in six weeks.
A German doctor says, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A Russian doctor says, “In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, “You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, transplanted an Israeli brain into the area where his brain should have been, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war.”
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