This is to be her first time meeting the
family and she is
very
nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine
meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little
discomfort, thanks
to her
nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes
water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to
relieve herself a
bit and
lets
out a dainty fart. It wasn’t loud,
but everyone at the table heard the pouf.
Before she even had a chance to be
embarrassed, her
boyfriend’s
father
looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman’s feet and said in a
rather stern
voice,
“Skippy!”.
The woman thought, “This is great!” and a big
smile came
across her
face.
A couple of minutes later, she was
beginning to feel the pain again.
This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let
a much louder
and longer
fart
rip.
The father again looked and the dog and
yelled, “Dammit
Skippy!” Once
again the woman smiled and thought
“Yes!”. A few minutes later the woman had to
let another one
rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it. She
let rip a fart
that
rivaled
a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with
disgust and
yelled,
"Dammit
Skippy, get away from her before she **s on
you!"
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.
The father again looked and the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!". A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she ****s on you!"
the easiest way to remove the annoying >>> from any piece of text is to use "vertical scroll & select"... that can be done pressing and keeping the "ALT" key in MS Word. (so you have to copy paste the text in word first) then select the first row of > and delete.. then it is a lot easier to read...
.. pardon me