This is sooo Funny

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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In order to develop friendly relationship between the two countries, I.K.Gujral

and Nawaz Sharif decided to visit each other’s country regularly.

The first visit was by Gujral to Pakistan. There Sharif showed him Pakistan's

modern telecommunication systems. It was so good that Gujral made a call to Rajiv

Gandhi in hell and talked to him for 5 minutes ! The bill for the call came to only

Re.1.

When Gujral came back, he also wanted India’s telecommunication systems to

be at the best when Nawaz Sharif visited India. Suitable arrangements were made.

Sharif came to India, visited the telecom department and talked to Zia-ul-Haq in

hell for 5 minutes. But this time, the bill was Rs. 500!

Sharif asked with a sarcastic smile - "Why are telephone calls to hell so

costly in India ?"

A High level diplomat gave a smiling reply - "From Pakistan to hell, it is a

local call, Sir, while from India it is long distance!".

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good one

u shouldn’t get angry when ppl take micky out of one’s religion.

I think moderators should look into the matter.

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**Get Back to Where you Once Belonged! **

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Funny, though I strictly disagree

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I heard a similar joke in which the call from Saudi to hell was cheap!

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Actually this joke has been posted here many times as call from Indian being local call…
But then this is just Rani reversing a joke already posted, as she so often does.

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The joke is really funny but more funny is that Rani could not find any original funny muslim and pakistani jokes and resorted to temper other jokes by inserting muslim and pakistani names into them.
This is sooo funny!