this is simply the best joke ever.......

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A Pakistani is having his breakfast (coffee, croissants, bread, > butter & jam) when an Indian man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. > The Pakistani ignores the Indian who, nevertheless, starts a > conversation. > > > Indian: “You Pakistani folk eat the whole bread?” > > Pakistani > (in a bad mood): “Of course.” > > > Indian: (after blowing a huge bubble) “We don’t. In India, we > only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle > it,transform them into croissants and sell them to Pakistan.” > > > The Indian has a smirk on his face. The Pakistani listens in > silence. > The Indian persists: “Do you eat jelly with the bread??” > > > Pakistani: “Of Course.” > > > Indian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). “We > don’t. In India we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the > peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform > them into jam and sell the jam to Pakistan.” > > > The Pakistani then asks: “Do you have sex in India?” > > > Indian: “Why of course we do”, the Indian says with a big smirk. > > > Pakistani: “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used > them?” > > > Indian: “We throw them away, of course.” > > > Pakistani: “We don’t. In Pakistan, we put them in a container, > recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to >India.”

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i have heard this joke before…but it cracks me up everytime

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You see things, and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were and I say ‘Why not?’

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ahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahhehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheheha haahahhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!wait wait wait…hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahzahahahahahahhahahaha!!!

man that is soooooooooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!laughs

oooohoooooohoooo oooooohhhhhh!!!

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hI MaAR sUttEa

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hahahahhahah

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i heard it b4, i got another one on india

Once Vajpaye (excuse the spelling) came to Pakistan and called hell for 15 mins, when the bill came out it was 5000 rupes.
Then Nawaz Shareef went to India and called Hell for 15 mins, when the bill came out it was 10 rupes.
Nawaz asked Vajpaye how come when u call from Pakistan its 5000rupes but from India its 10 rupes
Vajpaye replied "From India calling hell is a local call, but calling hell from Pakistan is an international call "
eheheh

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**Don’t make me miss you so much that I forget you,
Your picture only becomes lover for me.
**

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good one BLaDeGirL911

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hmmmmmm i wonder what was the ph #?

You see things, and you say ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were and I say ‘Why not?’

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hmmmmmm i wonder what was the ph #?

kiyoon kaka jee apni reservation karwani hai...advance mein ..lol

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Mehak,

ph # was ur number.

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hahaha najaam very funny you are such funny -------

NAJAM betaa phone# jahnaam kaa thaa ..

tum bi karawa lo resv taa kay Allah miyaan koo koi maslaah naah hoo .
asi harqtoon sai uder hi jao gay
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