LOL … By the way I love the story and I think there is a real need for them … BUT
Here is the reality check …
If I were to pull my hand back from a woman who was extending hers to shake it, the response I would get after saying “this trust is my wife’s” would be …
“It’s alright I won’t tell her” if she liked me OR
“Suit yourself weirdo, I was just being well mannered”
To find a woman these days with that much understanding as the one who collapsed … truly I would collapse if I met her.
Peace
nice one 