This is me. I know dont need to introduce myself. Who is here to welcome me? If you dont know me, just remember my legacy is HUUUUGEEE… 
You know i’m a very loving person. I love all kinda people and never say anything bad about anyone. Especially these freakish stupid brown Pakistanis… I luv you all. 
So, its good to be here. but who runs this website. Whey have they given me this avatar of a black penguin? 
I mean i like the crown cuz thats what i’m like a king. But why the heck black? You know i hate black. I mean as a color. Now if you call me racist, you are FIIIRRRED!!!
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OMG OMG OMG..you are here..I am your BIG BIG BIG fan..oh so lovely..so cute..you look dashing..haaye mai mar jaava....and that crown on your head..kinne sone lag riye ho..najar na lage..ekdam beauty queen..welcome shelcome party sharty @Monk and I will be your best friend here. Cheers. Koochi koochi :)
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Ye chaand sa roshan chehra..crown ka rang sunahra
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OMG OMG OMG..you are here..I am your BIG BIG BIG fan..oh so lovely..so cute..you look dashing..haaye mai mar jaava....and that crown on your head..kinne sone lag riye ho..najar na lage..ekdam beauty queen..welcome shelcome party sharty @Monk and I will be your best friend here. Cheers. Koochi koochi :)
Ofcourse you like me. Everybody likes me. Rather they love me. And by name you look like an indian may be? You know i lovee indians. They are the ones we snatched our motherland from. Oh wait, you arent that indian. You are one of those brown people who hv very large complicated names, usually come to fix my computer. right? Oh i remember i once stopped by 7-11 to take coffee. You guyz were there too. Oh and i like your PM. Wuts his name? Mr. Moody? Well i'm sure he must be a huge fan of me too
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:madz:
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Welcome, Sir.
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@Sir_Donald_Trump we asian people are always at your service sir. We know you love us like brothers irrespective of our religion, color, origin and profession. Remember last time when my friend Mr. AtoZ repaired your computer and installed your favorite game ‘duck hunt’? He also gave you some comics and cartoon movies, you loved.
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Ye chaand sa roshan chehra..crown ka rang sunahra..ye ullu si gol aankhen..aankho pe election chhaya..taarif karu kya tumhri..tumne sabko sataaza
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Ye chaand sa roshan chehra..crown ka rang sunahra..ye ullu si gol aankhen..aankho pe election chhaya..taarif karu kya tumhri..tumne sabko sataaya
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Yea I told him to download his favourite cartoon movies for me. And he downloaded animated porn on my computer. I still like it. Are you all into porn so much? Yea i do remember reading something about rapes in your country. Now i know the reason. See how intelligent I am. It makes me so proud of myself!
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Welcome, Sir.
I would have said thank you but I reserve this only for my patriot fans. But wait, you are from South right? I luv people from South. They are my own people. Despite we lost the civil war against North, we'll come back again. I'm sure you are with me right? I'll say thank you then.
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@Sir_Donald_Trump but sir you forgot to mention ‘duck hunt’ this game mastered you in hunting, and with lot of practice you finally hunted that bloody terrorist be-Qaida Osama Bin Laden.
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very good. you are smart. You totally concealed that rape thing for india. I like that. When i become president I’ll put you my unofficial advisor for indian women so that I can have a beauty contest conducted for them. How about that? But wait, its presenter will only be a white person. Not that i’m racist. But because i dont want damn host to announce wrong winner. You see how smart i’m :hoonh:
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only on GS would you find someone dumber than Trump doing an impression on him. :finger:
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I would have said thank you but I reserve this only for my patriot fans. But wait, you are from South right? I luv people from South. They are my own people. Despite we lost the civil war against North, we'll come back again. I'm sure you are with me right? I'll say thank you then.
Yes, I am from the South. A Thank you is in order, Sir.
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i understand your frustration, I’m sure being a queer you are scared that the first thing i’ll do after taking over is to ban you guyz. But dont worry I’ll reward you by placing you in the same team with the other guy Anjul to watch Indian Narian. In fact that can make a positive impact on you and make you unqueer. Now comeon, take that finger out of wherever you had in, and make sure you clean it before putting it back on keyboard.. Good boy!!
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Someone please dislike this post.
I like this idea. But on the opposite I just saw someone liked that stupid post. How can someone like it. She must be trying to become a Megyn Kelly of GS. You know, could be "that" same thing again..
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@Sir_Donald_Trump your kindness sir. You see, India has produced Miss World, Miss Universe and many other winners. You sisters and daughters are not only beautiful but also they are brave and intelligent. One your sister won booker prize too. They are excelling in science & tech, business, literature, humanity, administration, politics almost every field. Whole world salute our talent. Remember Mars mission? ISRO is winning contracts from your own country. Your brothers are also doing well. They are CEOs of big companies like Microsoft, Google, Facebook this shows our professional skills. Once British company ruled India and now an Indian company is largest private sector employer of Britain. See our growth rate, thanks to our worldclass economists, we are big & progressive economy. We are talented and hardworking guys that is why not only you, whole world respect and love us.
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here is a clue, pal. you are not funny, and your “satire” is painful to read. :twofingers: