Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.
Sardarni asks her lover,“Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?”
“Sure” replies santa. “Whats ur phone no?”
:rotfl"
post some new ones…