This is funny! Air India says Dhoni, Yuvraj, Bhajji & Raina 'attend office regularly'

This is the kind of news that counts as cute :slight_smile:

These 4 guys can buy Air India out of Air India’s current financial troubles but serve as deputy managers and managers etc…

Hey Yuvi! can you bring that fuel bill file here!

MUMBAI: The national carrier Air India has decided to promote four of its employees, including skipper Mahendra Singh Dhoni, for winning the cricket World Cup.

The other employees being Man-of-the-tournament Yuvraj Singh, spinner Harbhajan Singh and talented left-hander Suresh Raina.

“I am happy to announce that the four Air Indians - Captain MS Dhoni, Yuvraj Singh, Harbhajan Singh and Suresh Raina - will be promoted from their current positions,” Air India chairman and managing director, Arvind Jadhav said.

AI would felicitate them too, but Jadhav did not give details.

Dhoni, who led the team to victory at the Wankhede stadium, holds post of deputy manager at the Ranchi office of the cash-strapped flag carrier. He will now be promoted to the post of manager.

Yuvraj, currently a manager at the Chandigarh office, will now become a senior manager; Harbhajan, a deputy manager at Amritsar will be elevated to the position of a manager.

Raina, a deputy manager at the New Delhi office, too will now be a manager.

“All of them are our regular employees and attend office regularly when they are not playing,” spokesperson of the airline said.

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Another one!

Shri.Pranab Mukerjee was finance minister during both WC victories so far of India 1983 & now!

‘I am not a good player. But as any other Indian I am proud of Team India for their brilliant win. I congratulate them. I feel specially proud about Team India’s win because it is a accidental coincidence that during 1983 when Kapil Dev won the World Cup, I was the finance minister of the country then and now when again India has won the Cup, I am the finance minister of the country. It is an accidental coincidence,’ said Mukherjee while releasing the party manifesto for the April-May West Bengal assembly elections at the state Congress headquarters.

BTW apparently most ministers in the central govt are afraid of opening their mouth in Mr.Mukerjee’s presence because he remembers the tiniest details and with his quick mind in spite of age, can cath them on their inaccuracies and flamboyance!

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thank God…i thought they were promoted to be the STAR PILOTS for Air India…:cb:

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And another set of funnies:

Soon after Sachin God Tendulkar got out, everyone turned to the God in the audience with one request: "Rajnikanth do something. Don’t just sit there".

"Rajnikanth has watched India win in his dream last night. Today, he’s just watching the highlights !

“Were such gentlemen. Were not bothering Jayawardene because our bowlers have been told Mahilaon ko takleef mat dena.”

**others tongue in cheek demanded the UDRS (Umpire Decision Review System) for the toss. **

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LOL good one La :k:

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can't see harbhajan going to the office every day!!! no way...

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:rotfl:

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^ for that you need Rahul’s recommendations. remember Rahul has his dad’s ‘pilot’ genes! :smack:

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You missed the following from the "First Post" :

"All of them are our regular employees and attend office regularly when they are not playing," spokesperson of the airline said.

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no i did not miss it..actually that is precisely my point...i just can't see harbhajan attending the office "regularly" when they are not playing...
lol...dont know why...

lassi wassi pee kay harbhajan pai jan aram karien gay....
kiyon sussra office ja kay apna din wo kharab karien gay!

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true...this is the sub-culture among working Indian Sportsmen. They are hired from sport's quota i believe and they are allowed to go out and play the sports...They call it "practice days". it's almost everyday lol...so, they have a free hand and go to work as they like. officers [bosses] have to let them do what they do...once they stop playing then they will be required to work full-time like anyone else....i wish i was a sportsman so i didn't have to work and still get paid lol...nawaab-zaade haiN khilaaRii log :)