Once in a charter plane there were four people traveling. One was a preacher, second a teacher, third a sardar & the last a young boy. In midair the plane goes out of control & the plot makes an announcement that there are only three parachutes in the plane.
At this the teacher says “I am needed by the world as I have to teach many a children & make them worthy.” & takes a parachute & jumps.
Next the preacher says “I am also needed by the world as I have to reform people & produce great men.” & jumps off with a parachute.
Now the sardar comes forward & tells the boy, “Beta mera ek puttar hai jho there hi umar ka hai, use abhi bada banna hai aur use ek papa ki zaroorat hai tho mejhu jhana hoga.” & jumps off.
The pilot watches all of this & comes to boy & says, “Son now that all the three parachutes are gone what will u do.?” The boy replies, “Don’t worry sir the sardarji has jumped off with my school bag.”
A train which was going peacefully on the rail tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks.
The passengers were horrified. At the next railway station the driver was caught: He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned.
He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks, etc.
The authorities questioned: Sardarji are you mad! Just to save the life of one person you put the lives of so many passengers in danger!? You should have run over that person.
Sardarji said: Exactly! That is what I also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close!
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Santa Singh is a well settled person in US. He opens a grocery store.
Upon entering Santa Singh’s country store, the customer noticed a sign saying “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” posted on the door glass.
Inside, he noticed a harmless old haggard hound dog fast asleep on the floor near the cash register. Customer asked Santa Singh “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?”
“Yep,” answered Santa Singh, “That’s him.”
The Customer couldn’t help being amused. “That certainly
doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me,” he chuckled. “Why
in the world did you decide to post that sign?”
“Because,” Santa Singh replied, “before I posted that sign,
people kept tripping over him.”
Enjoy
[This message has been edited by BLaDeGirL911 (edited June 18, 2000).]