Following are excerpts of a video-clip featuring Saudi cleric Omar Al-Sweilem, which was posted on the Internet. The video quality is low in the original. Omar Al-Sweilem: Harith Ibn Al-Muhasibi told us what would happen when we meet the black-eyed virgin with her black hair and white face – praised be He who created night and day. What hair! What a chest! What a mouth! What cheeks! What a figure! What breasts! What thighs! What legs! What whiteness! What softness! Without any creams – no Nivea, no vaseline. No nothing! He said that faces would be soft that day. Even your own face will be soft without any powder or makeup. You yourself will be soflt, so how soft will a black-eyed virgin be, when she comes to you so tall and with her beautiful face, her black hair and white face - praised be He who created night and day. Just feel her palm, Sheik! He said: How soft will a fingertip be, after being softened in paradise for thousands of years! There is no god but Allah. He told us that if you entered one of the palaces, you would find ten black-eyed virgins sprawled on musk cushions. Where is Abu Khaled? Here, he has arrived! When they see you, they will get up and run to you. Lucky is the one who gets to put her thumb in your hand. When they get hold of you, they will push you onto your back, on the musk cushions. They will push you onto your back, Jamal! Allah Akbar! I wish this on all people present here. He said that one of them would place her mouth on yours. Do whatever you want. Another one would press her cheek against yours, yet another would press her chest against yours, and the others would await their turn. There is no god but Allah. He told us that one black-eyed virgin would give you a glass of wine. Wine in Paradise is a reward for your good deeds. The wine of this world is destructive, but not the wine of the world to come.
And this from another crazy cleric
Following are excerpts from Malaysian cleric Hussain Ye, which aired on Peace TV on October 17, 2006.
Hussain Ye: You know why Allah cursed the Jews and the nasara [Christians]? When we say: “Show us the right path, the path of those whom You have favored.” We want the way that Allah has blessed upon the prophets, the companions – the sahaba – the salehin, that is the way we want to follow. And then we ask Allah: “Not the path of those who have incurred Your wrath, nor of those who have gone astray.” Amen. We do not want the way that people whom you cursed - maghdub… When you see the word maghdub… ghadab is anger - Allah refers to who? Who does Allah refer to? Who does Allah refer to, brothers? Alyahud [the Jews]. “Nor of those who have gone astray.” And those who have turned astray. Who does Allah refer to? Who does Allah refer to? Nasara [the Christians]. Why, why doesn’t Allah refer to the Hindus, the Buddhists, the mushrikeen [polytheists]? He refers to the Jews and Christians. Always in the Koran, when it says maghdub – ghadab it goes to the Jews, and “those who have gone astray” goes to the Christians. Do you know why, brothers? We have been reciting these verses every day. You should know. I don’t have to tell you. I believe you know, so I don’t have to tell you. Do you know? You know, Allah be praised. Do you all know? Something… I know something here, something there. Allah be praised. Now this is important. If you do not know, you must ask. Ask your sheik. Ask the right teacher, your imam, your scholars. They are around you. You must not assume: “I think I know.” Then you are in trouble. You are lucky. You know why? Because the not-yet-Muslim doesn’t ask you about this. If the not-yet-Muslim asks you, you will get panicked, you will get confused. If you give them the wrong answer, you create fitna in this deen [religion].
Because the Jews - they have gone so far against Allah’s commands. They like to do a lot of things that are very extreme. The most extremist nation in this world is the Jews. So if they used “extremists,” it doesn’t apply to Muslims. It applies to the Jews. They are the extremists in the world. That’s why they kill the Palestinians every day. They have no respect for the United Nations. Why? Why don’t they respect the United Nations? Do you know why, brothers? Who is the United Nations? Who is the United Nations? Even Allah, he makes promises with Allah, the Jew who makes promises with Allah breaks the promise with Allah. He doesn’t even respect Allah. How can he respect the United Nations? And how can we depend on them? We cannot depend on them. Allah never said: You depend… He said: Depend on me. Don’t depend on other people. Allah is the place for all others to hang on, to depend on. They don’t have respect for whatever the United Nations wants to say, whatever NATO wants to say, whatever the world wants to say. If they want to kill, they kill, because they believe that they are the chosen people. They are children of God. The blood that flows in the body of the Jew is the blood of God. It is holy. And the blood that is not Jewish – they are all like animals, you can kill them, and they don’t feel that it is a sin. Do you know that? They believe that Paradise belongs to them. They have the right to go to Paradise, other than the Jew they don’t go to Paradise. They go to Hell. That’s why we call them “the people that have gone too extreme.” They changed the word of God. What Allah made harram [forbidden], they make hallal [permitted]. This is what happened to them.
Dahleen - do you know why Allah said the nasara have gone astray? Because the nasara always play around with the world.
all i got to say about above is:
Too, too, way too , too much Qat , give me that crazy cleric religion anyday, yeehaa jihad, where , who , when. yeehaa jihad, meet yabadaba abdul , show me the moola mullah, dirka , dirka mo bro.