this is a MusT read.. reminds me of Salman Khan for some reason

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Rani I am so sorry honey, I know you hate these.. lekin you can substitute sardar with anything else.. please dont be mad…

Bar
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy asking what
time the bar opens.
“It opens at noon,” answers the clerk.

About an hour later he gets a call from the same guy, sounding even
drunker.
“What time does the bar open?” he asks.

“Same time as before… Noon,” replies the clerk.

Another hour passes and he calls again, plastered. “Whatjoo shay the bar
opins at?”

The clerk then answers, “It opens at noon, but if you can’t wait, I can
have room service send something up to you.”

“Arre! No… I don’t want to git in… Ah want to git OUT!!!”

WheN YouR At tHe ToP there is nowwhere to go BuT DowN.

2

heheh v.funny
no course i dont mind!

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/silly.gif

3

mujhai to samajh he nahin ai ??

get OUT where?

4

yah me don't get joke either

5

lol lol lol it was funny. to those wo don't understand. he was still in the bar and it closed and was locked inside.

"jeevan ki ho tum taqdeer, mein Ranjha hoon tu meri Heer"

6

Does it have anything to do with Sardars?

*Get Back to Where you Once Belonged! *

7

beatle it was a sardar joke.. I edited it cuz I know a few poeple dont like sadar jokes.. but im sure allot of you have heard it before and know that it is a sardar joke..

WheN YouR At tHe ToP there is nowwhere to go BuT DowN.