THIS is a funny :>

[SindSagar]

Re: THIS is a funny :>

@phatima1

One day a man was drowning and he said “oh God, I’ve always had absolute belief in you. Please save me!”.

A cow came by and said, “Hey I can help you! Grab my tail!”

And the man said, “No, thanks. I trust in God and he will save me.”

Then that cow left and a few seconds later, another cow came and said, “I can help you! Grab my tail!”. And the man said, “No thanks. God will save me.”

And then the man died.

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH wait wait that’s not the end!!

So then after the man dies he goes up to face God one-on-one and he’s like, “Why didn’t you save me?!” and then God says, “I sent you two cows, you dummy!”

aaahhahahahahahhhaha heeeheeeheee

Geev me phive staars or I kill you. _

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******** OK there you go you got your Five stars.***

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But next time use some other smater animal in your Jokes!

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***Cows can not swim even to save themselves, how can they save another. ***