THIS is a funny :>

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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One day a man was drowning and he said “oh God, I’ve always had absolute belief in you. Please save me!”.

A cow came by and said, “Hey I can help you! Grab my tail!”

And the man said, “No, thanks. I trust in God and he will save me.”

Then that cow left and a few seconds later, another cow came and said, “I can help you! Grab my tail!”. And the man said, “No thanks. God will save me.”

And then the man died.

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAH :omg: wait wait that’s not the end!! :phati:

So then after the man dies he goes up to face God one-on-one and he’s like, “Why didn’t you save me?!” and then God says, “I sent you two cows, you dummy!” :mad:

aaahhahahahahahhhaha :cb: heeeheeeheee :phati:

Geev me phive staars or I kill you. _

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:D

The Random Thread
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******** OK there you go you got your Five stars.***

But next time use some other smater animal in your Jokes!

***Cows can not swim even to save themselves, how can they save another.:frowning: ***

~**~ Tussi Baray ----- Ho ~~~~ ~**~
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[quote="phatima1, post:13, topic:164506"]

sorry one too many clicks

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:smack:

**:vivo:

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you will get 1 star from me :stuck_out_tongue:

it’s easy to copy jokes that were posted less than a month ago and change one or two words :mocking:

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showpost.php?p=5080694&postcount=1

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^ EX CUSE ME I didn’t copy it from someone else I heard it in a movie!!! :mad: And if you give me one star I will give you negative stars on all the threads you open and then I will lock them and eat them.

haters.

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^^ Spoken like a true moderator. lol

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:smilestar: moti, the second thing wasn’t the same as the first.

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Negative marks.

dumb jokers :nook:

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^ What do you mean?

Asif bhai, I’d advise you to pick a side. This is war, and if I were you I’d want to be on the Moderator’s side. Give me phibe istaars. :5abi:

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hey are you being serious? :frowning:

you didn’t like the joke? =(

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I am offended. God cant have such bad sense of humour :grumpy:

Dood Soda !
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HAHA awww cmon pal when that other guppan posted it, SHE never got so many mean comments…everyone is just ganging up on me now cuz “PHATIMA1 POSTED THE JOKE so it MUST be lame!” :frowning:

I am funny. I’m the Mod of the JOKES FORUM duh! :phati:

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No Offence or anything, like the joke, but i swear its meant 2 b instead of the 2 cows 2 boats come, when he dies, god says i sent u 2 boats u dummy

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God should have called him khotay da putar. or should have said something like those cows were my sacred image :o

yeah i can’t form a sentence. bite me :chai:

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and you are doing great job to raise the standard :slight_smile:

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Why thanks, I thought it was quite a funny joke myself. :sheen:

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you should be fired Phatima1

you lack one thing to do this job right: a sense of humor

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Oh please if someone else had posted the joke everyone would’ve been okay with it, but since phatima1 posted it everyone thinks it’s lame! :rolleyes:

(And I can prove this because duckie posted the same joke earlier (as stated in post #6) and nobody was being mean to her! :frowning: