A teacher asks her class “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny and he replies, “None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replys “The correct answer is 4 but I like your thinking,”
Then Johnny says " I have a question for you miss;- there are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the ice cream scoop, another gobbled down the top and sucked the cone, and the third bit off the top of the ice cream - Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied “Well, I suppose the one that has gobbled down the top and sucked the cone”. To which litttle Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with a wedding ring on, but I like your thinking!”