Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery applications
that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention
6.5, but installed undesirable programs. And now
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6
simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging
5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Reply…
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment
package, while Husband
1.0 is an operation system. Try entering the command
C:\I_THOUGHT_YOU_LOVED_ME.EXE and download Tears 6.2
to install Guilt 3.0. If
all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, overuse can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy
Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
Snoringloudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or
reinstall another
Boyfriend program. These are not supported
applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider
additional software to improve memory and performance.
Good Luck,
Tech Support