Things You Won’t See On Hallmark Cards
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OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am…
INSIDE: That you’re not here to ruin it for me. -
OUTSIDE: I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.
INSIDE: After having met you, I’ve changed my mind. -
OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life.
INSIDE: I never believed in hell 'til I met you. -
OUTSIDE: I always wanted to be rich, powerful and well-respected.
INSIDE: And while I’m dreaming, I wish you weren’t so damn ugly. -
OUTSIDE: When we were together, you always said you’d die for me.
INSIDE: Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise. -
OUTSIDE: I’m so miserable without you…
INSIDE: It’s almost like you’re here. -
OUTSIDE: If you ever need a friend…
INSIDE: Buy a dog.
[This message has been edited by confused (edited November 28, 2001).]