Things you never hear from a redneck…
“I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.”
“Duct tape won’t fix it.”
“I thought Graceland was tacky.”
“Do you think my hair is too big?”
“Honey, did you mail that check to Greenpeace?”
“Deer heads would detract from the decor.”
“I’ll have the arugula and radicchio salad.”
“Checkmate.”
“Elvis who?”