Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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I found this reallllllly funny

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Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery

  1. ‘‘Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.’’

  2. ‘‘Someone call the janitor - we’re going to need a mop.’’

  3. ‘‘Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness’’

  4. ‘‘Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!’’

  5. ‘‘Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?’’

  6. ‘‘Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.’’

  7. ‘‘Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.’’

  8. ‘‘Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?’’

  9. ‘‘Damn, there go the lights again…’’

“I was just here. Where did I go?” (Fox Mulder)

[This message has been edited by hk (edited December 13, 2000).]