Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery:
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‘‘Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.’’
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‘‘Someone call the janitor - we’re going to need a mop.’’
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‘‘Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness’’
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‘‘Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!’’
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‘‘Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?’’
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‘‘Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.’’
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‘‘Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.’’
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‘‘Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?’’
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‘‘Damn, there go the lights again…’’
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‘‘Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of them.’’
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‘‘What do you mean you want a divorce?’’
