- Comment “Pooh, who did that?”
- Complement people on their shoes.
- Provide ‘strenuous’ sound-effects.
- Ask the person in the next stall if there’s anything swimming in their bowl…
- Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
- Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy…
- Say “Oops… missed” while syringing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
- Rub chocolate on your hands, reach under the door and say, "Hey buddy. Got any toilet paper?
- Run around naked yelling “Where’s the fish?”
- Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
And you thought there didnt exist a “missing link”!?