Things To Do In A Lift...

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.

  2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

  3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

  4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.

  5. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend.
    After awhile, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”

  6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

  7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

  8. Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

  9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.

  10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if
    they hear something ticking.

  11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

  12. Ask, “Did you feel that?”

  13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

  14. When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.”

  15. Swat at flies that don’t exist.

  16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

  17. Call out, “group hug!”, then enforce it.

  18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,“Shut up, all of you, just shut up”

  19. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, and while peering inside, ask “Got enough air in there?”

  20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

  21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.

  22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

  23. Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.

  24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

  25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then
    announce, “I have new socks on.”

  26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
    the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”

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:rotfl"

no thank you ...

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nice

Have you ever experianced any of them or have you ever did any of this???By the way it was nice

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Re: nice

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I find it very funny :k:
Never heard these before,aur kuch naya ho jaye, :biggthumb:

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try it…its always fun doing something new;)
ps: kaiseee ho:wave:

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Re: nice

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Attia: *
Have you ever experianced any of them or have you ever did any of this???By the way it was nice
[/QUOTE]

not exactly these but i have been doing other funny thing....wicked na???

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Nice Ones:k:
Thnx for sharing

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sab bolein gey pagal aa gyaa hai...

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main theek hoon. and once again no thank you , trying something new is different from making a fool out of your self :hehe:

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OH MY GOD! :rotfl: Some of them are really worth trying yaar.. :wink:

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I was laughing out loud while reading these and my daughter
kept saying...."na bolo", "na bolo".

na bolo = don't talk.

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i hate u man ... why u disclosEd Maheen@lahore wali elevator story :p

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I’d rate them higher than the rest :hehe: … good stuff :biggthumb

I don’t know why, but it reminds me of a good friend of mine - Ashish. I miss him :frowning:

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:konfused:

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:rotfl:

omg i think ima die laughing :rotfl:

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haha! some real funny ones in there.

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lol

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Re: Things To Do In A Lift…

:rotfl:

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:hehe:…