Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/sig. other is
taking their sweet time
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute
intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
‘Code 3 in housewares,’…and see what happens.
Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
shoppers you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from
the bedding department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror
while you pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
theme from ‘Mission Impossible’.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say,
‘PICK ME! PICK ME!!!’
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the
fetal position and scream ‘NO! NO! It’s those voices again’.
and last but not least
Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly …'Hey! We’re
out of toilet paper in here 
:biggthumb especially @ the last one… 
Oay baaz aajaoo tum…