At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don’t worry which wire to cut - you will always choose the right one!
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible.
If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22
Once applied, lipstick will never rub offeven while scuba diving.
The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing nightwear.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road,it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you decide to start dancing in the street,everyone you meet will know all the steps!
Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
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To the world you may be just one person…but to one person you may be the world.