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When the officer says “gee son… your eyes look red,
been drinking?” you probably shouldn’t respond with,
“gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating
doughnuts?” -
“I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know
there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of
me they are.” -
“Do you know why you pulled me over? okay, just so one
of us does.”
9 “Gee, officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only
gave me a warning, too!”
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“I pay your salary!”
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“You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?”
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“I thought you had to be in relatively good physical
condition to be a police officer.” -
“Are you Andy or Barney?”
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“Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep
up with me. Good job!” -
“Aren’t you the guy from the village people?”
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“Sorry, officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t
plugged in.”and the number one thing not to say to a cop is-
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“I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.”