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I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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Sorry, I didn’t realize that my radar detector wasn’t on.
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Aren’t you the guy from the village people?
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Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.
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I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
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Bad cop! No donut!
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You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.
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I pay your salary.
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That’s terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
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Is that a 9mm? It’s nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
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What do you mean, have I been drinking? You’re a trained specialist.
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Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
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Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
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Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?
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I was trying to keep up with traffic.
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Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that’s how they are far ahead of me.
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Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Re: Things not to say to a cop
good ones 
Re: Things not to say to a cop
HAHAHAHAHAHA gotta try one on the cops now 
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^^ The title says "Things NOT to say to a cop" :D
But go for it, and do let us know what happens ;)
Re: Things not to say to a cop
BAAHAHAHAHHAHA!
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i was tryin to keep up wid traffic…
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Re: Things not to say to a cop
:CareBear:
Re: Things not to say to a cop
i was gonna be a cop,really, but then i decided to finish high school... :D:D:D
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too funny