Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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A 3-year-old is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.
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Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a six-year-old.
"Play-Doh" and "microwave" should never be used in the same sentence.
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Super glue is forever.
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No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats spit up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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Nice trivia buzzy