Things in Law that Sound Dirty...... But Aren't

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  1. Have you looked through her briefs?
  2. He’s one hard judge!
  3. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers!
  4. His attorney withdrew at the last minute!
  5. Is it a penal offense?
  6. Better leave the handcuffs on
  7. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
  8. Can you get him to drop his suit?
  9. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could!
  10. Think you can get me off?

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–I know I’ll be a King One day, When Im Dead, They Gonna take me on their shoulders, Just like a King–

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If it is dirty and not law, what would a penal offense be?

[This message has been edited by aishaA (edited July 03, 2001).]

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