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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time, I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?
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People who are willing to get off their arses and serch the entire room for the remote, beacuse they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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When people say, while watching a film, “did you see that?” No tosser, I just paid *$ to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
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When you´re waiting for the bus and someone asks " Has the bus come yet?" If the bus already came, would I still be standing here, nobhead?
5.When people say " You just want to have your cake and eat it too". You damn right! What good is a cake if you can´t eat it?
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When people say: " It´s always the last place you look". Of course It is! Why the hell would you keep looking if you already found it?
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When people say " Life is short". What the hell are they talking about! Life is the longest thing! What´s longer than life?
