A young married couple lived in a cheap apartment complex near his workplace.
Their chief complaint was lack of privacy because the walls were paper-thin.
This was painfully obvious when one morning the husband was upstairs and the wife was downstairs on the telephone. She was interrupted by the doorbell.
It was a neighbor. “Give this to your husband,” he said thrusting a roll of toilet paper into her hands. “He’s been yelling for it for 15 minutes!”