Thief

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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A Congressman is awakened in the middle of the night by his
wife who whispers, “I think there’s a thief in the house.”

“Not in the House, my dear.” her husband answers, half asleep.
“Perhaps in the Senate, but certainly not in the House.”

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*“na maiN momin vich masiitaaN, na maiN muusaa, na fir’aun!”
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3

:slight_smile: .. okay okay kinda joke.. not THAT funny, and not THAT non-funny..

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NEVER frown even if you are sad, you never know who is falling in love with your smile