A gentleman dies and goes to heaven. There he is greeted by an Angel who decides to show him around the place. He tells the man that he can decide where in heaven he wants to stay once he has toured it.
The man says fine and the tour begins.
They first pass a crowd of people having a picnic and having a great time. The man asks who they are and the Angel tells him these are the jews. The man says let me stay here, but the Angel insists they go on.
They next come to another group of people also having a great time, listning to music, dancing, flying kites. The man asks who they are and the Angel says they are christians, but insists they should continue the tour.
Next they see a building in the distance, and the Angel says, you must be quite as we pass this building, tip toe by it and dont say anything till we are at the other side. The man does as he is told and when they come to the other said of the building, he asks the Angel “why did we have to move so guitly around that building”? The Angel replies “Oh, those are the Muslims, they think their the only ones up here…”
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I hope no one take offense to this joke, it is a just a joke after all.