Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
gharwale mana kar
rahe hai.
Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?
Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!
Need one gal 2 marry…
Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar
but gal’s father must have his own bar… CHEERS
jis tarah heere ko heera katta hai…
sone ko sona katta hai…
lohe ko loha katta hai…
theek usi tarah dekh lena ek din tumhe kutta
katega…
Sita: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaampne kyu lagte ho?
Titu: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya
tha, lagta hai
jaise
usko vapas laya ho.
