thats Phattiiii styled jokes
Why is a math book sad?
because It has so many problems.
What did the FAMOUS FIVE told to SECRET SEVEN?
Ans- You are 2 much.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
** What did the blanket say to the bed? **
**Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! **
]Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!
**What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? **
** You are too young to smoke!**
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.
What do you get when 2 strawberries meet?
A strawberry shake.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies
**]Why can’t you starve in a desert? **
** Because of all the “sand which is” there! **
**Why did the man run around his bed? **
** To catch up on his sleep!
Why is it cold on Christmas? **
** Because its in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!**
Writing is a struggle against silence.
What did the FAMOUS FIVE told to SECRET SEVEN?
**Ans- You are 2 much.
** Question: What is greater than god?
]What is more evil than the devil?
]The poor has it,
]The rich need it,
]if you eat it you will die.
What is it?
nswer: Nothing
What has four legs but can’t walk?
Table and chair.
hats for uu phattiii ,
i hope u like thm and learn thm tooo , for ur future Joek vacabulary
Ok tell which of those u liked the most ???
:rotato:
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