these r for u Phatti

thats Phattiiii styled jokes

Why is a math book sad?
because It has so many problems.

What did the FAMOUS FIVE told to SECRET SEVEN?
Ans- You are 2 much.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.

** What did the blanket say to the bed? **
**Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered! **

]Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the leg of a chicken !!!

**What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? **

** You are too young to smoke!**

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts.

What do you get when 2 strawberries meet?
A strawberry shake.

What kind of keys do kids like to carry?
Coo-kies

**]Why can’t you starve in a desert? **
** Because of all the “sand which is” there! **

**Why did the man run around his bed? **
** To catch up on his sleep!


Why is it cold on Christmas? **
** Because its in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!**

Writing is a struggle against silence.

What did the FAMOUS FIVE told to SECRET SEVEN?
**Ans- You are 2 much.

** Question: What is greater than god?
]What is more evil than the devil?
]The poor has it,
]The rich need it,
]if you eat it you will die.
What is it?
nswer: Nothing

What has four legs but can’t walk?
Table and chair.

hats for uu phattiii ,

i hope u like thm and learn thm tooo , for ur future Joek vacabulary
Ok tell which of those u liked the most ???

:cb: :rotato: :phati: :smooth: :party: :hooray: :yahoo: :omg:


Re: these r for u Phatti

aawww :slight_smile: hehe

I didn’t like any of them because they’re not your OWN…You have to MAKE UP lame jokes…that’s what makes them funny :cb:

Re: these r for u Phatti

lol :D