There was an english man, who was singing “there was a cold day”, whilst having a **** in cinema toilets, a punjabi man walks by and hears him singing “there was a cold day, there was a cold day” he slam’s the door wide open, the englishman in a shock say’s, “what the bloody hell are u doin”, the punjabi man reply’s, "oh, sorry yaar i thought u said, darwaza khol deyh.
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