Then 1970 To Now 2000...Memories.....

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Memories…

  > >
  > >  Then:   Long Hair
  > >  Now:    Longing for hair
  > >
  > >  Then:   The perfect high
  > >  Now:    The perfect high yield mutual fund
  > >
  > >  Then:   Keg
  > >  Now:    EKG
  > >
  > >  Then:   Acid Rock
  > >  Now:    Acid Reflux
  > >
  > >  Then:   Moving to California because it's cool
  > >  Now:    Moving to California because it's warm
  > >
  > >  Then:   You're growing pot
  > >  Now:    Your growing pot
  > >
  > >  Then:   Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your

parents
> > Now: Watching John Glenn’s historic flight with your
children
> >
> > Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor
> > Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or
Elizabeth Taylor
> >
> > Then: Seeds and stems
> > Now: Roughage
> >
> > Then: Popping pills, smoking joints.
> > Now: Popping joints
> >

Then: Paar
Now: AARP

Then: Killer weed
Now: Weed killer

Then: Hoping for a BMW
Now: Hoping for a BM

Then: The Grateful Dead
Now: Dr. Kevorkian

Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
Now: Getting a new hip joint

Then: Rolling Stones
Now: Kidney stones

Then: Being called into the principal’s office
Now: Calling the principal’s office

Then: Screw the system!
Now: Upgrade the system

Then: Peace sign
Now: Mercedes logo

Then: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
Now: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

Then: Take acid
Now: Take antacid

Then: Passing the driver’s test
Now: Passing the vision test

Then: “Whatever”
Now: “Depends”

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Thats phat man!! Especially the bit about the joint!!