You know how people sometimes go into bathrooms and, for some deranged reason, feel the need to pull out a marker and start writing their inner-most thoughts about other people, certain ideas, themselves, etc…all while taking a dump.
If GupShup had a bathroom, what would you write on the walls?
Here’s what I’d write:
PhatimaTwo was here.
Ban Azkar
Bomb Threat: General Forum @ 3 pm Eastern Time.
Watch out for the anonymous lota bandit: now sitting in a stall near you
Don’t forget to flush - leave the flooding to the Cafe
Me and a few others actually blew up one toilet, and during the assembly i suggested that we hold a 1 minute silence for the toilet that served so many. To come to think of it, that was a stupid thing to do and how immature!!!
Well it all started off in science. I found a brand new bottle of tipex (correction fluid) and was so chuffed! Then i opened it, only to find the nib was broken and stuck, so it was pretty much useless. This kind of upset me, but i just didnt want to throw the thing away. I started juggling with it and wandered into the toilet outside where my friends were. They were throwing fireballs at each other (burning tissue) and one was burning some kind of chemical. I thought i might aswell see what happens if i was to burn this tipex (thought nothing would happen) but to my suprise it started fizzing and melted the toilet seat! I got worried and tried to put it out whilst the others laughed away! Then i made sure no one was inside and calmly walked out. The following break, it was announced one brave toilet was down. Ever since i have never looked at a toilet the same way…
LOL hhahaha that reminds me of this one time when me and my older brother threw firecrackers in my khala’s toilet in Karachi once and it exploded and the water splashed everywhere and the commode was completely ruined mannn we got some real hard smacks on the butt from our khala
hahah why would you do such a thing?! 
