The worst thing to say to a police officer...

The absolute worst things to say to a police officer:
“Would you hold my beer while i get my license?”

“Sorry officer,i didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.”

“Hey you must’ve been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!good job!!”

“I was going to be a cop,but i decided to finish high school instead.”

“Do you know why you pulled me over?Okay,just so one of us does.”

“I was trying to keep up with traffic.Yes,i know there are no other cars around,that’s how far ahead of me they are!”

“Im sorry,was my speeding keeping you from finishing your donut and coffee?”

“I’ll buy you a box of jelly donuts if you dont write me a ticket”

LOL!


I was born with a defective eye ;-)

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My strength is the strength of ten because my heart is pure…

lol

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good

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WatCh youR tHoughtS; they become words.
WatCh youR wOrdS; they become actions.
WatCh youR aCtiOns; they become habits.
WatCh youR hAbiTs; they become character.
WatCh youR chaRactEr; it becomes your dEsTinY."

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hehehehe!

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…maybe the last one might work
u never know lolz

hehe!

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~yeh noor ke sholay uthtay hain, mera hee dil garmanay ko
jo bijli ufak main chamki hai, chamki hai mere taRpanay ko~


Apnay akailay pan ka main kis say gila karoon
Jis ko bhi murh kay daikha woh tanhayOon maiN hay~

hahahaha

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I’m Gonna Be The Champ
The Way I Wanna Be

Rude Boyz Rulez

LOL
HEHAHEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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