The Worlds Most Competitive Admission Test: IIT

Hello every1,
What I am about to disclose to you is a very top secret information, it’s actually a stolen copy of the IIT test ( An Indian entry test for students who wish to get admission in Engineering and Technology Universities. ) I obtained this copy from an undercover ISI agent who took the test himself, and he has given clear instruction to me that I can let my friends view them, only if I’m sure than non of the them is stupid enougn to inform the Indian Athorities about this… I trust you on this, and that is why I’m giving here to you the entire copy of the test… But don’t tell anyone!!!
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IIT :EXAM QUESTION PAPER <<<<<<<<<


Note: Answer as many questions as you can,
don’t care about the time, you can obtain
extra time by paying Rs. 1500/=only for
every extra minute you want.
Also Note: IIT is a world renowned competitive
test, therefore if anyone is caught cheating,
he/she/it will not be given the 5 bonus marks
for neatness.
Also Note This: Observers from Microsoft are
going to keep an eye on you while you take
the test, therefore, please do not call
the examiners with their first names or tell
them to tie your shoe laces or ask them to
bring a cup of tea.

--------- Test begins here ----------

  1. Write your name in less than 20 minutes and 20 letters
    ( only alphabets allowed, no numeric digits or “_” allowed)

  2. Sex ?
    ( ) Male ( ) Female ( ) Sardar

  3. What’s ur age group?
    ( ) less than 0 ( ) equal to 0 ( ) greater than 0

  4. What is 2 + 2 ?
    ( ) FOUR ( ) 4 ( ) IV

  5. If you have one brother, how many brothers your brother has?
    ( ) none ( ) one ( ) question is too personal

  6. Complete the following sentence.
    (4 marks) ______ ________ ________ _________ .

  7. If there are 365 days in a year, how many days make a year?

  8. Read the statment carefully and answer the following question:
    “My mother’s daughter’s brother’s mother’s mother’s daughter’s
    husband’s wife is my mother herself”.
    Q. How many times the word “mother” appears in the above statement?
    ( ) None ( ) few times ( ) uncountable times

  9. If someone gives you a rupee for 100 paise,would you get
    ( ) One rupee ( ) 100 paise

  10. Write an Essay on “MYSELF” in not more than three sentences…
    (HINT : My Name is ___________ (same as in [1]).
    I am a _______ (boy/girl). I am writing an essay.)

  11. If the time is 3.00 what does ur digital watch show?

  12. At what time does the 11.16 Indrani Express come?

  13. What u do on a honeymoon?
    ( ) Collect Honey ( ) Admire the Moon ( ) Collect Honey while admiring the moon

  14. Earth is Flat?
    ( ) False ( ) Indeed False

  15. If A = B and B = C then B = A ?
    ( ) TRUE ( ) NOT FALSE ( ) OUT OF SYLLABUS

  16. If you eat lunch during lunch time, what u have during dinner time?

  17. If Ram is Sita’s Husband, Who is Ram’s Wife?
    () Sita () Banjrang Bali

  18. Think and write the present tense of THOUGHT.

  19. Complete the following poem:
    Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb_
    (HINT: “.” or “@” or “^”)

  20. This is question number
    ( ) 1 ( ) 10 ( ) 20

  21. If 2 + 3 = 5, then 3 + 2 = 5 ?
    ( ) TRUE ( ) I FORGOT TO GET MY CALCULATOR

  22. Write full form of ASAP( As Soon As Possible.)


  23. Opposite of the word “IN” is
    ( ) NOT IN ( ) CRICKET ( ) PK ( ) PUNJAB

  24. What is the capital of india?
    ( ) India ( ) INDia ( ) INDIA

  25. Fill in the blank:
    I am _________ a letter.
    ( ) READING ( ) WRITING ( ) SEALING

  26. Who was the first MAN to land on moon?
    ( ) MR. ARMSTRONG ( ) MISS ARMSTRONG ( ) MRS ARMSTRONG

  27. What comes first?
    ( ) the Egg ( ) the Omlet

  28. Can you count more than five using your hands?
    ( ) YES ( ) NO

  29. Spell M-Y-T-H-O-L-O-G-Y

  30. Car A start from X and car B start from Y. X and Y are
    located 100 miles apart from each other. How many wheels
    does each car has?
    ( ) One ( ) Four ( ) Seven

  31. To reach to the 12th floor of the World Trade
    Center, how many buttons would you press in the elevator?
    ( ) ONE ( ) TWELVE ( ) THERE’S NO LIFT IN World Trade Center

  32. Complete the following series [this question carries 3 marks]
    1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, _, _, _.

  33. This one tests ur imagination.
    SUN is nearer to India than AMERICA because…
    ( ) SUN is smaller than AMERICA ( ) One can see SUN, but not AMERICA

--------- Test ends here ----------

Note: Please double check your answers
before leaving the room using the
filled answer sheets provided.
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Hey, it took me so much time to make this right... and now I learn that no one ever replied to it...!
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I hate signatures.

atleast the exam is taken.
i know of how pakistan selects its p.a.s officers.
the more the dick is cut the more the marks one gets.
you all are so obsessed with dicks why dont you name yourself"homistan" or"gayistan"


tushar

Man I failed that test!!!

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: no hula today :

What! Is this Rani with a new nick?

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very very funny

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Good work

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i think i gon 34 wrong

what is the answer?

Nice joke! But the real one is unbelivable! About 200,000 people fight for about 2000 seats.

Your ISI agent screwed you big time with a fake one.

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[This message has been edited by kumarakn (edited April 24, 2001).]