The World According to America

So true!

confused · May 3, 2001, 6:11am

graphics art ki misaal ?

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god was creating earth and disappeared for 6 days .

jab wapis aaye to jibreel aleh salaam nay sawal kiya ke aye khuda aap kahan thay .. to kehnay lagay ke main tumko apni creation dikhaata hoon ..

COME MY BELOVED ANGELS and join me in seeing the creation that is created for BALANCE..

for every poor person i have created a rich one .. for every fertile piece of land i have created an infertile piece..

its called EARTH my angels .. an IDEA of balance..

angels asked whats this? (pointing at russia)..
god smiled and said.. its gonna be russia..

, land of communism .. yet land of scholars.. perfect balance..

michael pointed at canada and asked whats this ?

god smiled and said .. AH .. THATS CaNaDa… land of tall pines, gasoline, automotive industry, telecommunication leader in world, full in natural resources, will produce UNHUMANE powerful athletes like dononwan bailey and wayne gretzky..

pilots like billy bishop who will make world records in the world wars.. i will fill canada with the most amount of engineering and technology and natural resources..

michael, with a puzzled look asked but god i thought it was all about balanced..

with a MYSTERIOUS smile god shook his head and grinned back at michael .. DEFINITELY my angel.. look at the loud-mouth neighbours i am gonna give them

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source: humor-section, toronto arts council library.
importance: discussed many times on radio/tv of southern ontario, canada and has never been a POLITICAL issue.. so…

, dont delete please!

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“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”

The_Fish · May 3, 2001, 6:15am

Everyone thinks the world revolves around them

Come to think of it, its quite foolish and funny

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The_Fish · May 3, 2001, 6:19am

My Goodness, I came up with a measly sentence while confused wrote a whole essay in the same time

Not fair

confused · May 3, 2001, 6:44am

dekh lain .. bhai KISKA hoon ?

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khuda nay DO cheezain hi to dee hain paydayeeshi.. ek BUK BUK ki aadat aur ek CONFUSION ..

“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”

The_Fish · May 3, 2001, 6:59am

You are brutally honest about yourself, ‘Born Confused’

confused · May 3, 2001, 7:12am

HEYYYYYYYYY ..

its ~ßöRñ.ÇöNFü§£Ð~ (meaning BORN with a style yar) .. apnay SIMPLE ascii main likh diya BORN CONFUSED.. meray custom title ka bera gharq kar diya ..

, jo ke POORAY teen minute main develop hua tha ..

“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”

confused · May 3, 2001, 7:15am

acha let us shush baji .. gfq baji moderator TOLAY main shaamil hain .. ghussa hongi ke inki itni achi thread main ye shuroo kar diya hamm donon nay

“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”

The_Fish · May 3, 2001, 7:22am

I was gonna say the same thing

BTW, Sorry for cramping ur ‘style’…will be more careful next time.
Shhhh…leaves quietly

Sadi_Sobi · May 3, 2001, 12:44pm

I actually found this post exteremely funny. Especially the ‘commies’ bit

Well done gurl, this is one of the few posts that has made me laugh.

Thou deserveth a medal

Gizzy · May 3, 2001, 12:51pm

Confused did a lot of **copy / pasting **

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You didn’t

Degas · May 3, 2001, 12:57pm

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system · May 3, 2001, 2:21pm

I aint from USA...........so who are the COMMIES???????????????

Muzna · May 3, 2001, 2:50pm

Hahha....had me rolling around! So funny!

Asma44 · May 3, 2001, 3:16pm

lol

That was so

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Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

isloo_ki_anarkali · May 3, 2001, 3:27pm

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very funny..enjoyed it alot!

** unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth! **

confused · May 3, 2001, 5:32pm

roman style say dikhta hay ke style mera hi hay .. story may be old, lekin type mainay hi kari hay LAFZ ba LAFZ

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(yup, kabhi kabhar time waste karnay ke liyay buhatt mill jaata haY)

“Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota…”

khan_sahib · May 3, 2001, 8:36pm

LOL, I am pretty sure they think people in Asia lives in Caves and use camels and cows for transport.

GFQ, Sorry, I always thought you were a newspaper seller like sadiaa