One day, Ross Perot, Al Gore, Bob Dole and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish.
“I want to have brains,” said Ross Perot. POOF! He had brains.
“I want to have a heart,” said Al Gore. POOF! He had a heart.
“I want to have courage,” said Bob Dole. POOF! He had courage.
Finally it was Bill Clinton’s turn. “Well, what do you want?” asked the Wizard.
“Ummm…Is Dorothy around?”