The whole heaven thing...

I’ve been hearing a lot about martyrs getting 72 hooris in heaven. I’d just like to hear something conclusive about this. That, and some answers to the following questions, if it’s true:

What exactly are hooris?

Why only 72? :stuck_out_tongue:

Why only martyrs? :stuck_out_tongue:

What about the female martyrs?

I want to know my rights too. Remember, it's an equal-oppotunity world, so whats wrong with pre-determining our rights for heaven?

Plus what wolfie said

Humans find sex pleasurable because animals love to reproduce. There will be no worldy body in heaven, and no reproduction, how and why will we have sex with them then?

MAIN AUR SHAITAAN DEKH RAHAY THAY
* Raja Mehdi Ali Khan *

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Humans find sex pleasurable because animals love to reproduce. There will be no worldy body in heaven, and no reproduction, how and why will we have sex with them then?
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Nobody said they'd be used for sex, at least nobody was being explicit about it. And even if they are, sex doesn't have to be only for reproductive purposes. And if there won't be a worldly body in heaven, is there a description of heaven?

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Nobody said they'd be used for sex, at least nobody was being explicit about it. And even if they are, sex doesn't have to be only for reproductive purposes. And if there won't be a worldly body in heaven, is there a description of heaven?
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What else are they for? To play musical chairs?

Those Molvis who are deprived in this world seek to be allowed to commit fornication in the hereafter! Thats pathetic thinking.

So it isn't true. Good to know. Thanks Pagal Insaan!

Nobody said that there would be no worldly body, perhaps there will be. And noone said that there would be no hooris.
And pagal insaan, thats assuming that the molvis live a pious and good life this time round, I'm presuming thats what dictates the calibre of "reward" they get in the hereafter.

Personally I just want to play "tag" for ever-more.

Yes, there will be Hoor’ain. They will provide sexual pleasure. The pleasures of Earth will be magnified many many times in paradise. The Hoor-ain will never grow old, and they will never tire of pleasuring you. In Jannah, everyone will be 30 to 35 years old. No one will grow old. Your imagination for pleasure will be your only limitaion.

There will be wine with an intoxication like no other. And the Jannah is HUGE. Its HUMUNGOUS. It’s what you can’t think of it’s what I can’t describe.

People bless those that give them some small help or thing. Some people are thankful to America for what it gave them. Won’t the inhabitants of Paradise praise and thank Allah :swt: for fulfilling all their wishes before it passes the lips?

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Yes, there will be Hoor'ain. They will provide sexual pleasure. The pleasures of Earth will be magnified many many times in paradise. The Hoor-ain will never grow old, and they will never tire of pleasuring you. In Jannah, everyone will be 30 to 35 years old. No one will grow old. Your imagination for pleasure will be your only limitaion.

There will be wine with an intoxication like no other. And the Jannah is HUGE. Its HUMUNGOUS. It's what you can't think of it's what I can't describe.
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You should do ads for Jannah, I'm sure people will come flocking to become muslims. :p

So, the Hoor'ain aren't only for the martyrs?

Lajawab,

This is ridiculous and offending, your picture of the heaven. You think its an ''Ayyashi Ka Adda'' for you?

Whatever you have seen in movies but have never been able to achieve, you seek to get that after you die!

Astaghfirullah, there are people who follow the religion of Islam to obtain sexual rewards!!!!

Mr. Lajawab,

Ok! According to you there would be Hoorain for men for providing them sexual pleasures.

What about women? Don't they also have right to have sexual pleasure. Would there be powerful, mascular men available for all the women to have sexual pleasures.

The description of Jannat you are presenting is nothing but Nazobillah a brothel. You can get that at this world also. Just go to any West european countries and you would get a lot of young women.

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Lajawab,

This is ridiculous and offending, your picture of the heaven. You think its an ''Ayyashi Ka Adda'' for you?

Whatever you have seen in movies but have never been able to achieve, you seek to get that after you die!

Astaghfirullah, there are people who follow the religion of Islam to obtain sexual rewards!!!!
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Let's not call it 'following' for sex alone. Let's just say it's part of the package which Muslims are supposed to get. And why not? After all, man does pursue his pleasures on Earth, why not fulfilment of pleasures in the afterlife? In Jannah, you can have a ball. Forget 72, I'd be happy with just 7. :(

As for the ladies, they will have Ghulamaan who will satisfy their needs.

Don’t know about muscular, but they surely will get their servants, muscular or not. Maybe they’ll have an option of creating their dream man.:slight_smile: Who knows?

Stay away from THAT type of stuff, then your reward lies with Allah :swt:

Mufti Lajawab

Where in the Koran does it state that ''Package''? Do you get direct Ilhaams about all this?? The Koran presents a very simple and straightforward package, "And I have not created the jinn and the men but that they may worship me." (51:57) Thats what we intend to do in Jannah, and that is the most pleasurable thing for us to do, because this is the sole purpose of our creation. There's no mention of Sex in any package presented by the Koran!

You way of thinking and concept of life is so materialistic, that you can not think of a world beyond this physical universe we live in, and your concept of pleasure can not extend beyond screwing not one, not two, but seventy two women!

When you will screw the Hoorain, will you use contraception or do you plan to have Kids in Heaven?

Those Hoor’ain will remain eternally virgins. No need for contraceptives. As for kids, if I am allowed to have kids in Jannah, I’ll call them Little Angels. :hehe:

As for worship, surely the inhabitants will praise Allah :swt: everytime their wish is fulfilled, but don’t know anything about worship. But ‘tafreeh’ will be provided. And since you will be in Allah :swt:'s favor, you can imagine the hospitality He is capable of bestowing on whom he agrees with. :k:

As for materialistic pleasures, why not. A great big palace, with servants galore, fountains flowing with nectar and honey. Yumyum. What about if I ask for all the knowledge that the world contained? Or answers to everything that ever happened on Earth. Well, who knows.
Maybe even intellectual desires will be fulfilled.:slight_smile:

This is all your lowly materialistic imagination. The Koran says that the real pleasure of mankind is in knowing and submitting to God, and not in sex and wealth. That is the true concept of Islam. Your concept of religion is based on the wordly sexual and material desires.

The three dimensions of space and the dimension of time are only the characteristics of this one universe we live in. Things can not have shapes and sizes outside this universe. The molvi's concept of heaven is only a result of his illiteracy and poor concepts of sciences and philosophy. That is why they are the most damned nation in the world today.

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*Originally posted by Paaga| |nsaan: *
This is all your lowly materialistic imagination. The Koran says that the real pleasure of mankind is in knowing and submitting to God, and not in sex and wealth. That is the true concept of Islam. Your concept of religion is based on the wordly sexual and material desires.

The three dimensions of space and the dimension of time are only the characteristics of this one universe we live in. Things can not have shapes and sizes outside this universe. The molvi's concept of heaven is only a result of his illiteracy and poor concepts of sciences and philosophy. That is why they are the most damned nation in the world today.
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Three dimensional 2 dimensional...Who cares? It's what Jannah holds that's importatnt.

Which means you do not care about anything other than sex! :hehe: