The way forward for English Guppies

Friends I won’t be here for much longer so I have some serious advice on how we must move forward in this country. Don’t blame the Brits for hating us and Leeds n particular. Our muslims are bombing their cities and what do we expect? A round of applause?

We need to follow Amir Khan’s example and drape ourselves in the Union Jack and declare our love for Our England. And become prospective world boxing champs.

People all love Amir so obviously there’s lots of love for those who deserve it. So shop the fundos, stick a St George’s flag in the window and start buying the Sun ( great publication). Also, if this great nation ever decides to bomb Libya, Ethipia, USA or Canada, we MUST give 100% support. Show some patriotism and stop backing the foreigners, it’s as simple as that.

One other thing…what are you doing here? This place is primarily set up for Pakistanis, if you want to pass the Tebbit test go find a UK forum.

Go…now!!

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So countries do come before religion...I hope real Pakistanies realize that too.

So much for the muslim unity and other horse shyt that is dished out!

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Or we could just head home towards SarZameen-e-Paak like mua. :jhanda:

Aaj tak ham ne apne watan ki kadar hi nahein ki, been taking my Paki idenitity for granted, now I know what my parents meant when they talked of “azaadi”.

You’re being sarcastic and I seriously use to give those recomendations to my fellow Muslims but it wont make any difference, tried it on lots of eduacted middle aged goray over the past few days and it only encourages them, same way Indian Muslim acting Hindu didn’t avert Gujarat massacre, Babri demolition etc.

I aint wrapping no cum rag of a union jack around me.

I haven’t changed ma stance against terrorism but this country aint for me.

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undisclosed sources report that chel chabila has changed his name from osama khan to shawn singh, bought two dozen pairs of union jack undies, and renamed his UK aloo store to Charlies Barley.

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The beauty lies in the simplicity of the emotions of this post…You are the man…:k:

During the British rule, when thousands were massacred in India, a few of our ‘countrymen’ cheered them on and pledged fealty to the Union Jack so that some crumbs of favours may fall from the royal table at the expense of dead Indians…

Those slaves’ progeny now aid them today as loyal British subjects…

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I’d much rather something like Kaliente Martinez or Raphael Moreno etc. etc.

The Brits are too culturally ignorant to differetiate between you and us, you lucky twats. :smiley:

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Very dramatic Lajjo, but the in that case the British were occupying the land of the slaves. Now we are on theirs. A small but rather massively significant difference.

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queerius, didn’t your Gupshup visa run out some years ago? You can apply for Pak citizenship and a suitable new name now. How does Chaudhury Kalaamat ul Butt sound? :Pagri:

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Sardar Xkweem Butt, your generous offer brings many a salty tear to my eyes. not sure if i am ready to share my last name with you yet. i’ll take the Chaudhry Kalamat part though.

yours truly,
Chaudhry Kalamat Ali Gulab ki Kali Queereshi. :amamah:

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What about changing our names? I’m thinking of Betrand Jones-Smythe, I could just say I have returned from the costa..hence the deep tan?

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^^

How does Samuel L. Jackson sound? I like that...

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You were in a brawl, post 7/7?

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Xtreme i have seriously considered much of your reccomendations. would a union jack scarf work?

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He means a UJ Shalwar Kameez or Sari...

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LOL Xtreme I can't believe you are saying things like that.

Tell me you are joking or being sarcastic.

Do you know what happened to Pakistani-Americans after 9/11 and still what they are going through?

Its just gonna get better for British-Pakistanis because after all wo tu unke Baap hain.

Anyway, try to keep your stupid emotions in tact next time and watch porn. Its a great pressure release.

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I don't want the world to see me because i don't think that they will UNDERSTAND theory solves all problems in most cases.

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how’d u change your skin color, lot of people in double jeopardy.:frusty2:

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it ain't a mission impossible.

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Well let’s just say I’ve seen at first hand English lads trying to take revenge for 7/7 by attacking a random crowd of Pakistanis who turned out to be a pretty vicious bunch themselves. Just bad luck I guess.

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Why not? It worked for Amir Khan didn’t it? :hehe: