the VAMPIRE

A young vampire bat came flapping in from the night, covered in fresh blood and perched himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Before long, all the other bats smleed the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He was tired and needing rest, so he told them to please leave him alone. However, it was clear that he wasn’t going to get any sleep until he satisfied their curiosity.

“OK!” he said with exasperation, “follow me”, and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.

“Do you see that big tree over there?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, yes!” the bats all screamed with frenzy.

“I DIDN’T!!!”

hmmm…there is a flaw in this argument… Bat (Chiroptera) doesnt really rely that much on its sense of vision (not during night atleast) and uses very small wave length longitudinal waves (sound (duhhh)) (0.00023 meters )..which there fore enables it to navigate quite freely by mapping out are in 3-dimensions… and it is HIGLY IMPROBABLE that it would fail to detect a tree in its sonar’s path…

dont u agree…

and lastly although being a mammal, bat is higly intelligent yet despite its complex social structure it lacks the communication capabilities to convey the location of that tree so this whole incident couldnt have happened …its fabricated in my opnion…

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lollllzzzzz…u r the man gamma…

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i laughed more after reading ur comments than i did after reading the joke…

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LOL


Scorpian King

laughed???.. so u think it was a joke…?.

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Originally posted by GammaDilation:
** laughed?????.... so u think it was a joke...?.**
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What Do U Think ?


Scorpian King

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mazzay ka hai gamma jee..

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mairay dill mairay mussafir

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hahaha

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