Re: The US Foriegn Service
I've just found out that I have the unique opportunity to be the only Christian-American vendor allowed to apply for a concessions licence in Mecca during next year's Hajj.
My booth will be staffed by girls dressed like Daisy Duke and I'm thinking baby-back ribs, hot dogs and cold beer-it's hotter than a mo-fo there, boy! Bibles will be offered free of charge. Yee-f-ing-hah! The Mecca city-council who are encouraging me to apply, say that if it goes well, we can expand in the coming years. I think they are in bed with some Iowa pork producers as well as Anheuser-Busch.
You guys think I should go for it? I'm a little concerned about profiting from such a repressive regime that fosters a lot of anti-American and terrorist sentiment, but I'm thinkin' this could be one helluv an opportunity-ya know for me.