Here’s one i just came across.
Sorry if its too cheesy
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The unshaven man
A man was walking along the street when he passed another man with a lot of stubble on his face standing outside a shop. The first man asked:
"How often do you shave?
Twenty or thirty times a day," answered the man with the stubble.
“What! You must be a freak!” exclaimed the first man.
“No, I’m only a barber,” replied the man with the stubble.