The Truth About Men

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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**1. The nice men are ugly.

  1. The handsome men are not nice.

  2. The handsome and nice men are gay.

  3. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

  4. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

  5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

  6. The handsome men without money are after our money.

  7. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough.

  8. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have no money, are cowards.

  9. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

  10. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
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:hehe:

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aal lies :p

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98% true hehe im sooooo gonna get crap for this:D

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AJ kal sabriya ke demagh par "men" hee hain. Sabriya, how are you?

~**~ Tussi Baray ----- Ho ~~~~ ~**~
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in other words, gals are loosers :clown:
as they dont find the right man per this list.

~**~ Tussi Baray ----- Ho ~~~~ ~**~
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what would you know about men :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:

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typical man .. blame everything on the gal :clown:

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that they are aliens :devil:

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Chalo sub larkiyan ek sath: Star light, start bright where the hell is Mr. Right

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:cb: how did you know?

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JL- no not really,a friend emailed it to me and i felt like sharing it… where did i mention men otherwise..? confused
wheresmycookie-enough to believe all this:hoonh:

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after talking to them

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:lifey:

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So Sabriya, how are you doing? All well?

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poor gals… thay have to marry em :stuck_out_tongue:

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yeah jl... doing just fine... how are u

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i m not blaming them… i m saying gals loose in any case :stuck_out_tongue: caz according to this list there is no such thing as Mr. Right

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no wonder so many of us decide to go the OTHER way :smiley:

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With your presence I am feeling a lot better! Thanks for asking... plus time to go home. :D