General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are
sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it
gets completely dark.Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a
slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Margaret Thatcher and Gen
Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed. Vajpayee is bent over
holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them
remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: "These Indians are all crazy after
Madhuri.Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very
proper that she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: “Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and
kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.”
Vajpayee is thinking: “Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.”
Musharraf is thinking: “I hope this train goes through another
tunnel, so I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee
again.”
